"Here's JASONNY!"

Pastehtml.com - anonymous web hosting, erm... but you have to login using Facebook?! *facepalm*

Out-Schneidering Schneider.

Sign in using Facebook or Google+?. Ah... this is why I don't use @Quora. *posts only to Twitter - GEDDIT?!*

Adjacent in my Facebook timeline, both of these people have young kids and are about the same age...

Not sure why two different greens in the loading percent meter though the Moonwalking pony is kinda cool...

@profanityswan You've got a hit ITV1 programme here: "Ross Kemp on Gods". Hopefully he'll get crucified...

...but in my 100% complete Planet Recruit profile there are sections that are still incomplete.

Planet Recruit - my profile is 100% complete!

Planet Recruit's Twitter OAuth thing is actually through "ART Platform" (who they?).

Planet Recruit profile Social media section. My "reputation score" now 1,507 but still not connected to Twitter!

Planet Recruit profile editor, Social media section. My "reputation score" is 1,554 before trying to add Twitter.

One of these men once played General Zod in Superman II. The other played a cat in Big Brother. #c4news #meow

Support message "TAGGED AS SPAM" Fantastic customer service! No: #fail *headdesk* *facepalm* @iProfile @RullionITP

@iProfile Copy of message about non-integer wage amounts, just sent using your online contact form. cc @RullionITP

Erm... @iProfile, people earn non-integer amounts per hour. "7" worked. "7.50" doesn't - with this error message.

.@PlanetRecruit The only alternative is to select something like "United States" which makes me look stupid.

PlanetRecruit - setting up professional body memberships - no Britain on the list either. #Fail

PlanetRecruit - setting up professional body memberships - no United Kingdom on the list. #Fail

Small segment of tweets in this Storify: http://storify.com/cjjmccray/dignity-at-work