Might want to disable that 'fan tweets' widget on your website, Heath:

Who knew monkeys were so helpful?

Guys. Remember when I said I saw a Nicole Kidman portrait that looked like Vigo being slimed & his face shrinking?

...And more @expat_erin July 4th nail art brilliance on the right hand:

My Optimus Prime-esque manicure by @expat_erin for July 4th:

Based on today's health issues, here's how I feel about this week so far:

I'm in ur wife's body, confusing u sexually (Loki headdress, third of the way finished). #SDCC #cosplay

Loki headdress is starting to take shape! #SDCC #cosplay

Reasons why @_mecka is the best friend, #1: my birthday present

My supplement regime is starting to rival Ray Kurzweil's.

Atticus and I updated Dad's iPad wallpaper:

Excellent hangover breakfast with @kashbot in the company of a giant plastic pig. No, really:

@CodyHLSmith @buddyblanc I was trying a different look

If you've ever wondered what it might be like to be me, and check my Facebook, here's an insight:

In the scheme of things this shot of me and Atticus with @AndrewWK is probably the greatest family photo ever:

@dailydoseofjess we are very serious peo-- LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUS PHOTO OF A SQUIRREL!!!! :D

@Trisha_Jha yep. Here you go, pic of her closing line:

Thought I'd finish with a shout out to those who don't like it when I talk about my period. Low on "ink", soz: