Tonight on MasterChef, a contestant accidentally confuses 'plating up' with 'planking up'.

Now even whales are starting to plank.

The Vatican gives its seal of approval to planking.

Intervention time. Gillard deploys military to crack down on planking.

First 'planking', now 'planting'. Police hold grave fears for this latest disturbing internet trend.

When planking goes wrong.

More irresponsible planking.

On their latest billboard, they've added an exclamation point! #uzbekistanairways

Uzbekistan Airways has my favourite airline slogan ever.