@tonyhawk I bought THPS2 as my 1st app, just need to get it back from my daughter now so I can play!

Sign says 'reserved for expectant mothers'. People are dicks.

Had to touch up my makeup a little. Hope i don't make any little kids cry.

RAAAARGH! RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH! BRAAAAINS!

Death and a zombie cheerleader. My kids rock!

Meet Bob. I only bring him out for Halloween. He sits on my porch & scares trk-or-treatrs. He also holds my beer.

Exactly what I expect out of a Windows PC: a blank frozen screen #WindowsSucks

Should i take the red pill or the blue pill? #Neo #FreeYourMind

Zombie cheerleader and Heatblast from Ben 10. Llokout Halloween!

.@dominicdecoco I found this poster searching Google Images for Titanic 2. Now this is a sequel I would go see. #zombies!

My friend @john1204's Twitter profile pic. Cracks me up every time I see it.

@john1204 I had a pop-up that said "try the new twitter", I hit the OK button, and now it looks like this. I love it.

4 year old's new Chuck Taylor's. I didn't even know they made them that small.

This is easily the BEST thing my wife has ever baked. Apple pizza thingy. MMMMM.

Found this little gem in a puny town in Ohio. Poor guy probly never had his name made fun of before he moved here.

Decisions, decisions. Thank you @google for helping me through the day.

Even little kitties love the Google.

That's right, it says "Buckeyes not allowed". I brainwashed my daughter at 9 years old. What have YOU done?

@officeformac Over 500MB for an update to an Office product? Ridiculous.

What's wrong with this picture? One hint, address vs. actual webpage. #Firefox4 #StillBeta