the mother of all grammar mutilations, courtesy of Durham County Council

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O [book not included]

seen in a pub toilet yesterday. "pheremone" (aka horse piss) dispenser machine. this is what virgins literally believe

@magferret O_O

does anyone else shop in places selling unfortunately-designed mugs that appear to depict racial slurs?

oat burst.

seems sensible

this actually happen

PURE OAT???

i have in my hand a piece of paper

beautiful roadford lake where my good friend had his wedding reception yesterday.

i'm sorry to hear that.

a bag of sweets

matrioshka cash machines?

ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Hotmail on Internet Explorer 7.

this could be the title of an album from the 1980s

just made me want to smash them to pieces to end their pain

caution: these babies are extremely high

as you can see i am in peak physical+mental condition as i continue my phd writing

oh my god... no.. this can't be... no... NO... CRISIS IN THE LIBRARY