Flying time means drinking time!

Where ideas get killed

My family breeds well. Clearly.

@everythingsjake's mom loves fairies and I don't mean him!

One big happy turkey family @everythingsjake

This Thanksgiving I'm extra grateful for our troops near & far. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

The Marine just drunk dialed me to discuss this pic of his cousin John. LMAO

@ryanholota Here ya go!

Thanks @klout!

@eduardoortiz Hope you're showing the ANA who's boss! #USAUSAUSA

My pink/silver nails against the "sexy silver sequin dress"

When did I acrue so many summer dresses? #changingofthewardrobes

@Bbadavi lmao. Ok! I need the shoes by Thursday! Lemme know if u need a better pic :)

Amen.

Stupid white people.

Look at this bullshit going on outside my window. Every fucking Sunday. Sigh

There are pumpkins at this wedding!