I'm sure there was a good reason I did this....

This came in the mail from my bank - the US Senate Federal Credit Union. I should borrow money for… a boob job?

Coming soon, to my @untappd tab. The Heady Topper isn’t all mine.

Google continues to innovate and dominate in the advertising arena.

Easy to see how this one missed QA. It's truly a miserable, clunky, inefficient browsing experience.

Edward Sharpe at the Orpheum.

My groceries should come with a bag of weed.

The beginning of jalapeño simple syrup. Cinco de whaa?

@BBStevieRay @alexkinsella Pitbull :)

Pitbull is the man.

New BlackBerry 10 Dev Alpha devices... #bbwc2012 #bb10jam

Good party, but after two years at Universal Studios I'm finding myself missing the bands at the indoor venue.

Red Sox vs Rangers.

(I wish Tweetbot would let me search POI - location is useless in dense areas /cc @tapbot_paul)

Boston Marathon winners.

Kicking it up a notch on the @Bocoup fire escape.

The number of headphones I carry around hasn't improved since @lodoconv. I was just pointed to http://j.mp/GELO7s

Maine is OK, I guess.

The purple arrow came last.

This is why wild animals don't make good pets. I hope you've learned your lesson, Matty Lyons.