Girls, take note: Morrison's plastic bags are in!

Oh, nothing… Just @MattCoello thinking about @Bastard_Pop

I used Photoshop's "Hat" tool to turn this image of a hat into a hat.

Making pizzas for #eurovision but first I must make a dough choad!

My new shorts are well happy to see me!

@aral and @ruthcostello having a little jig. #fowd

Beth Derpto.

And this was in wolf van's bumper

WHOA! Wolf van in the wild! http://twitpic.com/9hl7rw http://twitpic.com/9hl7uh http://twitpic.com/9hl7wm

WHOA! Wolf van in the wild! http://twitpic.com/9hl7rw http://twitpic.com/9hl7uh

WHOA! Wolf van in the wild! http://twitpic.com/9hl7rw

WHOA! Wolf van in the wild!

AND the second trending topic on twitter is…

And the second trending thing on twitter is… ಠ_ಠ

@Mikestoke use a slab of cardboard and put it somewhere where you'll see it all the time.

BREAKING NEWS from @BBCBreaking IT RAINED A LOT IN APRIL! WHOA! RAIN! BREAKING NEWS!

Meanwhile, upstairs at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern!

Danny DeVito

Fuck off @YouTube

Bollard Boy.