Cara is awesome.

Isabella is cute. Just not tonight.

This+is+not+the+direction+to+our+home.

This is running on my Wii.

I am now old enough to have to order school photos of my child. At least she's cute.

RIP, Grump. Also: This photo is surprisingly representative of our relationship.

"Dada. I am up." Happy birthday, Pigface!

This is how you can tell that my kids are part Irish.

Someone is destructive.

and it's true.

Fact: Pigface is a fan of @machinefist's old band.

Sleeping wife & hellspawn.