Global economic crisis, nuclear war, fire and brimstone, locusts, Glitter 2... things the world needs more than Jar-Jar Binks in 3D!!

@statbit you think that's crazy? How about packing the fridge with bags of snow to save my @PumpkinheadAle #mustsavetheshipyard

Power outage #protip - bag up the contents of your freezer and pack it in snow.

#PHiSH's hometown throw down!

Screenshot of the @WFNX newsletter / @SmashingPumpkin #FAIL...

Haha gotta love live TV... did anyone else catch the streaker on the @weatherchannel down in VA Beach? #irene

My first time at Safeco Field... here for Ace Beckett vs King Felix... my red socks are on! #redsox

Beckett warming up @ Safeco #redsox

Yoda's head shop, 4.20 miles down on the right?

Nice CAPTCHA... #phish #wookies

Bad parenting at Fenway Park.... #redsox

Today, @stephmccabe and I began our #chipotletour... We've even got a guide book! #bejealous /cc: @chipotletweets

Soak it in #RedSox Nation... it's a great day!

I think this @ChipotleTweets burrito may deserve a place in the Guinness Book of World Records (@RecordsGuinness)

@adamicculus took this just for you....

It's pretty sad when your week old tour is already putting out 20% off offers... #NotWINNING!