@annieatkins wide shot, in the shop! (I did not buy chair.)

Should I get this for £1.50?

:(

Confusement

Does this look like enough pink paint for a very small room? Egg (from a chicken) for reference.

I love Hackney!

PRET-TY shocked at their fairly glaring omission

Think my last self was trying to tell me something

Very aspirational talk from this Covent Garden panini counter

A witching hour tweet mercifully lost

@dailydoseofjess: "Hi Kev! Did you know Louis Tomlinson from One Direction has a pigeon called Kevin??"

"Hi Kev! Did you know Louis Tomlinson from One Direction has a pigeon called Kevin??"

Crying laughing at @kruddmp's impossibly kind responses to his 1m Twitter followers

This is a funny thing for a boy to say after watching Girls: "It's not as funny as a Curb Your Enthusiasm"

I hate you, news.com.au

"Lol"

Man barista writes my bf's name on my cup out of habit. Woman barista scrubs it off. "She's her own woman!"

In fact, yes, this does contain a real duck

WHY do all my photos in iPhoto look like this?! Are they disappeared?

@victorialhannan soon