An excellent porn name. (SFW)

@MrWordsWorth trying to embarrass with photos of me. Luckily I brought him to the part of Cambridge without WiFi.

@MrWordsWorth Trying to embarrass me. Luckily I've ensured we're in an area without WiFi. Muwahahahaha...

Worst. Doppleganger. Ever.

Boy, DeMarcus Ware and Dez Bryant have NO pull in this town (to the right and a few rows back of guy in yellow).

So I just got one of these dropped on me. I hope there's a burrito inside.

So, I went to Dallas today and this is happening.

Here. So yeah, if you need me, for the next three hours I'll be in heaven.

Let this be a lessen to you kids. Even Super Heroes need retirement plans.

Torn between drinking this myself and splitting it with kids to increase the chances of an early bedtime.

Stupid friggin' groundhog...

Downtown Nashville. All of your Wednesday nights are invalid.

Anybody that's seen one of my scorecards knows this is appropriate.

Agggh! Can anyone tell me what this is? It's brown and scraggly and is devouring all the snow FROM. THE. INSIDE.

Copywriters Gone Wild.

@thesearedays Nice pic!

REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?

Miss Junk Removal Service? Specializing in weddings. And divorces.

Junk Removal Service? Um, no thanks. I'm kind of attached to it.

And so it begins...