Abstract piece of art by Taylor and I. She's 2, I don't know what my excuse is haha x

Me when I was 15 with my bro and our nephew hahaha

With Fred Flintstone and wearing a t shirt with my own name on it #childhood #orangeshortswtf

Towlie! This puppy couldn't get any cuter if he tried, really.

Menopause Planking

Need an assassin? #everylittlehelps

Miss Lady Taylor has landed in sunny Glasgow (wearing polka dot dress and tights and skull scarf!)

Taylor the witch lol Sissie and I decided to dress her up for going shoppibg, just for the banter xD

View from back

Curled and pinned back Cheryls hair, mohawk style

"Hello Dora" - Taytay

My sissie taught her to say 'muti goti' (fat cow in Urdu) lmao

Konnichiwa, from Kiana!

NYC seems to follow me wherever I go. Today, in Partick!

I am my hair

My drunk cousins + bro at my 21st last year. Love ma wee babies!

Taylor (14ms) in her Lady Gaga esq hair bow. Hahaha, my sister is nuts.

What happens to my hair when I leave it in plaits overnight....

Sprayed my hair with Batiste because I am lazy, luckily I am somewhat blonde.

I have done my fake mole, got my hooker dress on. Whats missing?