"Hooray! Can I eat my citizens now?"

Omg you're gonna lose BBC signal any minute...

To the queen ... we're counting down to the beacon being lit

"ok, now raise your arms so Wenlock can search you for banned brands"

Misleading 3 for 2 offers annoy me far more than they should. I wish Boots would stop leading on customers.

I think I may have taken someone else's chair in the garden... the cat has come to claim it

Ooh, my Olympics ticket has arrived

Phew, it seems the @FitbitUK just took a liking to the fence I climbed through right at the end of the walk

This game of scrabble is turning out a bit rude

An aerial or an elaborate anti-pigeon device?

I've just been served a broken heart

I spotted the ticket inspector from The Tube show this morning. I wonder if she's any less effective now recognisable?

@T_RRed that photo almost looks like an extension of your profile photo :)

@isleofmandan are you looking on osm.org directly, or another site? I can see it here...

@isleofmandan are you looking on osm.org directly, or another site? I can see garage labelled here.. local cache?

@isleofmandan are you looking on osm.org directly, or another site? I can see garage labelled here, so may local cache?

London's burning #notreally

They've switched The Shard to ImmitateNormalBuildingHeight mode

I hope this is mould on my @AMT_Coffee croissant. Eww.

I wonder if sign makers charge extra for proof reading?