Oh, this DOES sound perfect. @ladyrabbithead knows me well.

The shirt @andrewg_37 got for me. He's the best gnarly brohan ever!

So, this is what I spent my afternoon doing...

@feliciaday Oh noes! Ikea is promoting Felicia abuse! :(

Journey Through The... GI Tract? My mom has the weirdest DVDs.

Fortune cookie you are SO right!

To whom it may concern. It may concern @mariancall @thisisbray @pandagirl79

"Ducks! We're gonna go with ducks, Al."

I have business cards! And by business cards I really mean personal cards. But they're cards! And I have them!

Shiny. Thanks @sugarobscura! ^_^

Birthday presents from the Internet are the best kind of birthday presents. (even belated ones)

Who needs straps for transporting canoes when you can just wedge it between bus seats? :D

Mounties!

@gl0bals0j0urner This tamal more than made up for the sad little one in San Jose. :)

The freshest of Internet produce! Or something. Stupid 7-Eleven.

For @joshvarty. Space doggity!

Check this headline, @gl0bals0j0urner. Just another typical day in Edmonton. :P

Nifty local Californian treats from @gl0bals0j0urner! Maybe Americans aren't so bad after all.