3AM EST CANNOT GET HERE FAST ENOUGH.

Gonna go earn my lunch.

Literally let out a Tim Taylor grunt after the last plank sawzalled free. OH HO HO HO HO #drunkwithpower(tools)

Jason is putting this on one of my favorite running tees for Christmas. Stoked is an understatement. #yeezy

Yes. It's Aubrey riding Heinmot. BEST. EXPANSION. EVER.

She was startled by the Momarazzi.

@coggels THIS IS HOW MUCH I TRUST YOUR ADVICE.

YES. YES. YES. THIS is how you create, and dress, a female video game character. Nicely played, Epic. #gow3 #anya

Jason made this for E, and then promptly put Addie in a helmet, goggles, and padded bodysuit. Caring or suspect?

One more... I can't help it. This kid even looks handsome watching informercials on Nickelodeon.

More lunch notes for tomorrow. I think I'm enjoying these even more than the kids.

Not to brag, but I'm kind of AWESOME at handwritten lunch notes.

My kids are rocking new haircuts, but it turns out I picked a poor day for Twitter and Facebook to care about it.

Addie just called a meeting: "I made a gameplan to get the fly out of our house... Your job is opening the door."

Remember my Survivor Diet? I finally got around to eating some rice and water last night-- and voila! #worked

Second prototype of Eli's Paper Mario invites... My mind is blown. Jason is SO talented.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS!!! :-D I'm too proud of these to wait till they're mailed. Heh. Photos, design, kids: all me!

YAY! First Christmas card of the season! Thanks for totally making my day, @emmysuh!

Elias wants me to let Twitter and Facebook know (and I quote): "I LOST MY TOOTH! TELL THE WORLD I'M SO EXCITED!"

I can't wait to get my HANDS ALL OVER THIS NEXT WEEK!!!! (It's cool. Michelle enjoys creepy-enthusiastic tweets.)