Who does this woman think she is? George is our greatest chancellor ever! #DoubleDipIsNotJustForIcecream

On WebCameroon Direct: It's a double-drip recession! (via @PrivateEyeNews)

I have lost my way as Prime Minister and don't know where I'm leading the government? What gives you that idea?

Shopping with George for a much-needed arse/elbow separator /via #hignfy

Well I asked my butler and he said I'm definitely not out of touch. So there!

My US trip was highly successful - it generated many magazine features, like this one by @PrivateEyeNews

Who said Harry must have had Gadaffi as a role model? Harry looks splendid with his new medal! Splendid!

I see the Sun newspaper is still first with exclusive breaking news. Top!

On WebCameroon Direct: Phillip Hammond even puts himself to sleep!

On WebCameroon Direct - George Osborne: "You can't say there's no growth" /via @PrivateEyeNews

I don't understand @privateeyenews. This is supposed to be funny?

On WebCameroon Direct: Enter our Prime Ministerial caption competition.

Strange text from Rebekah: "last night I dreamed I went to Chequers again". Could be a threat. Coming home now!

Let's face facts: there'll be derelict & abandoned parts of high streets up & down country for a long time yet!

Circus? I'll show this clown a circus!

My wisteria is overgrown again! And my minders say I still can't get it pruned on parliamentary expenses...

Someone sent me this... I don't understand: is it a joke?

I'm very proud of my Mission of Hope to the Middle East /via @PrivateEyeNews

The Big Society blockbuster with smash (& grab) hit "Who wants to be a millionaire" /via @privateeyenews

Some of my finest moment in our forests have been shooting them, but our party logo will *not* be a dead stag!