Duct Tape bling.

@thinkgeek Warning label on case of vampires.

Parang (machete) from the Bear Grylls #Zombie #Survival Series

Made with 42% Zebra meat.

Rock Bottom Brewery Blue Cheese Chips

@wired stock meme: These aren't the stocks you're looking for.

@thinkgeek Remember Spectre, tank game circa 1991? Still fun to play on an old Mac LC! #vintagegaming

Nothings says Merry F***ing Christmas like @wilw in a rainbow sweater.

@thinkgeek Plastic owl gains +10 Wisdom by eating plastic Jedi.

Business is all about Location. Who puts a Maserati dealership next to the Dollar General?

Family-size tossed salad, before and after. Fork for reference. Bowl was 10" in diameter. Ate it all by myself.

@JewelStaite Hand painted this for a fellow Browncoat who loves Kaylee. Hope you like it!

One of the flamingos filter feeding this morning. #zoo #ilovemyjob

@thinkgeek For your consideration, movie poster based on River Tam's xkcd http://xkcd.com/311/ #firefly

The perfect #dirtyjobs doormat.

#Pirate (or early stage Borg?) baby just plundered (assimilated?) your stroller. #cutebaby #arr

Tree moving day at the zoo. Going up to the new Cat Show yard.