What the...? I'm only just now discovering this? Seriously, snack food marketing blows.

Baseballs signed by real MLB pitchers: $25. Baseballs signed by an actor who played a pitcher: Much, much more.

“I'm here for the same reason people go to zoos.” - Ron Swanson

"Quick, Robin! To the Santorummobile!"

Hey, the NFL Network finally gave the #Redskins their own show.

Forget Opening Day. I'm ready for June.

Teams like the Jags and Vikings are supposed to have this problem. The #Redskins are supposed to have a waiting list.

I enjoy frivolous sports/pop culture stories as much as the next guy. This is way too frivolous even for me. #Linsanity

Another installment of "When Your Show Can't Afford to Film In D.C." As always, the Capitol lurks in the background...

How I'll be spending my unseasonably warm Saturday afternoon. (Not pictured, but just as important: Beer, cigars.)

Wait, as far as valentines go, wouldn't "I'd eat you first" be much more romantic? Seriously, I'm bugged by this.

#CPAC has decent speakers (well, to the extent any Republican is decent). Did they add one more to make a round number?

I've seen Major League a billion times. I never noticed the guy behind Sheen in the freeze frame. Kind of ruins it.

Huge temper tantrum happening at McPherson Square. At least they're going out with a bang. #occupydc

Only in D.C.

If WTTG's point with that piece was to prove that Scott Lobdell is a lousy writer, mission accomplished. But that's it.

This kid is having the worst Monday of her life.

The hobo on our property. If this were a movie, we'd invite him in for Christmas dinner. Alas, it's not.

I'm sure whoever took the time to do this felt a tremendous amount of self-satisfaction afterward.

'80s nostalgia and the toy collector market make for some odd products.