Check out @JetWLee and @hemmingbirdsays performing as LCD Soundsystem at the High Dive! #ICanChange

Also, here's a photo of @nedmulka searching very hard for a Zook/JoePa handshake.

Just spent 10 minutes looking thru my '09 Illini-PennSt game photos. Found one with JoePa and McQueary. #StrangeTimes

Look at the size of this zucchini!!! It's bigger than it looks, my head and hands are also very large.

Electric fan, you are my best friend. #ItsHotOut #PostBasketballCoolDown

Found a batman toy on the street, now the spiderman on my ceiling fan has a friend!

If I put this on eBay, how much do you think a hoopster will pay for it? #YouthMedium #ShaqRetires

I pray that the Bulls will eventually make more posters like this, while the Heat NEVER make posters like this.

@davidchoitellem

I think it's a boy because it's got little baby antlers. #DeerAnus #Deerpocalypse

There's a deer chillin' in my backyard! #DeersInLincolnwood #Deerpocalypse

Last night of spooning with #SamPark

It's Leprechaun. Shamrock Shake is made out of LEPRECHAUN. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

Let me hear you say, this bread is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Almost 24? #AndBoomGoesTheDynamite

I'm freeeeee! 1.5 hours and two 10 min water/bathroom breaks later. #MyNameAgainIsMrPlow

@hemmingbirdsays acting out his live-action Pacman screenplay. In this scene, he is about to beat the level.

Thanks @CasualMaleXL for mailing a $20 off coupon -- and therefore a free winter hat for my humongous noggin! :)

#Bressowned