There are few things greater than checking your google searches after a night of drinking with friends

@andycomplains get down off that log!

@JordanETID no better way to convince me to buy their seafood

Now that I have seen this, sublime beauty can only be a close second (via @ZackCannon)

@DannyDeVito I took a picture of my drink and your image appeared in the condensation rings next to it. Like the shroud of Turin.

I work while you sleep

I think I just found a picture of a dead man

@ChaunceyCC What do you know about this??

Who gives a fuck? My response could only be Shinfo. This is a totally shinquiry

As you wish

The dude that runs up onstage and punches GG Allin right in the face in the first MINUTE of savage south??PARTY!!

Don't worry lady, I'm not going to touch your gift card. And yes, my dinner is incredibly shot.

Thank you to that guy who became famous on YouTube because kids are stupid. @alexpardee and I enjoyed eating your food #idiocon

This. The whole flight

Even Squirmin' Thurman has offered support #buffalo #DaysPark

@_ianwilkie_ @genny_miller got a cool new hat for ordering fish tacos

@ChaunceyCC Trending

@JarvisCC come on #6days7nights

@ZackCannon he's seen "sleepaway camp" too many times

@ChaunceyCC @lindsaybuckleys prime time