@nerdist--That's hot.

Found weird, gay spandex @ Talladega this weekend. re: @rainnwilson Going to Cirque Du Soleil; French 4 'Weird, gay, artsy spandex'.

Oh no they di'nt!

Just received 2 Tweets in a row containing the word "Jello." :-)

I just made a loan to an entrepreneur named Maria Sonia Patricia Lansarin Chavez in Mexico.

Mom & Sav enroute to Austin/gymnastics meet. Go, Savannah! #beatcancer #livestrong

Been collecting these around town since I saw the 3 Wolf Moon review.(#3)

Been collecting these around town since I saw the 3 Wolf Moon review.(#2)

Been collecting these around town since I saw the 3 Wolf Moon review.

Insufficient tweets. :-(

From Lulu's in San Antonio, TX.

This is what Jughead does when he reeeeeally wants a treat. ("settle")

Beautiful Day. Too bad I feel like ass. And my lawn looks like ass.

@jimgaffigan BT sammich; bacon temporarily in "JG" configuration in honor of King Baby.

Puppy Training FAIL! #fail

Conked out after helping me shred junk mail.