@UncannyJay @yeti_detective

Can't. Frakking. Wait.

Moms are Awesome - Mine just sent me all this stuff:

Moms are Awesome - Mine just sent me all this stuff:

Moms are Awesome - Mine just sent me all this stuff:

Moms are Awesome - Mine just sent me all this stuff:

@count_01 @bitchylibrarian

@HurricaneDave87 :D or should I say…:

@cchauvet there. Now if I start a kickstarter you have to pimp me out hardcore.

Look! The campaign is working already! #OrgyAwarenessDay #everydayisorgyawarenessday

How to tell if someone is too young for you:

Hey! Tweeple! Did one of you friend me on FB recently? Because I don't know your human names! You look like this:

@thinkgeek

Why I don't normally brush my hair when it's dry:

@telephonoscope

Come on Apple, where's that phone call? I need your help with this.

Apropo that #31 is in net today, since boyfriend just bought me this autographed J. MacDonald card!

@laurenthedark d'aw. he looks like a samoa.

Zenyattacorn! (from the Sims 3 Pets)

@ruby_danger @prairiecitypost @yeti_detective maybe this pic will explain it: