WAT. Where did all my mentions from September 09 to this July go??? TWITTERRRR! *fistshake*

deus ex machina (explained through Toy Story 3 spoilers)

LOLWUT. Are you kidding?

Seriously? It passed a quality control check. Seriously.

My first attempts at sushi! Cucumber rolls. :)

The Internet is a beautiful place sometimes. Red velvet Thing cupcakes. :)

Guess what I bought!

In for the night... Don't judge me.

And BAZINGA. 121 hours completed with a pretty sexy GPA to show for it.

Bazinga.

Mind = blown. I was not adequately prepared for this. XD

And then everybody died.

For @authentick and @xistentialprof. :)

Not that I ever used it/care, but how the shit did I break it??

Snowpocalypse Part 3 is back on!

Yeah, I said maybe. Deal with it, @Authentick!

In a competition for funniest comedian, Carlos Mencia votes for himself twice. (Yay, @boburnham!)

Creeping on Studio 2 while transcribing @malkatz. Ryan looks like he's doing his talk show.

Of all the things wrong with this, the worst is she's my aunt. I can delete her on FB now?