I wish referees in other sports had motorcycles. #phillybikerace

Hey, that’s cheating! #phillybikerace

We may have hit critical mass on moonshine.

I think we may have hit critical mass on the moonshine.

@meechone I got my $27 Chucks. I already have royal blue ones but I’ll wear these when I walk though those.

@meechone What are people camped out in front of Ubiq for? (Yes, I’m using you as Google for Sneakers.)

There is a cat in the yard at the bar!

Now in my possession: A four-pack of original Sparks (with caffeine). I think I’ll let it age a few more years.

About to drink this. If I never tweet again, this $1.49 energy drink I bought at the bodega is what killed me.

I have @emilygee’s cats this weekend. I am honing their hunting skills.

Pregaming for the Barnes Foundation! RT @sbaickerCSN: @dhm is totally drinking pink bubbly wine right now.