I was joking earlier that with Google Play I can now "Play the Hunger Games" book… then I saw this:

this don't bode well:

Yer darn tootin, @spotify!

Here's one reason why the autocorrect bar isn't accessible in iOS5 yet.

@JustinMcElroy @griffinmcelroy yesterday I found out that Josh Groban is also the 32nd Doctor:

@owlchemylabs real life Snuggletruck:

I wonder if my neighbor knows he has an exploding barrel in his back yard.

Single rainbow, OMG, single rainbow

I'm making a note here: huge success.

I'm worried that if I click "Ok" I'll cause a singularity in Windows and the machine will implode

@OreoFairy gave the pup a trim. SHE'S SO FWUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!!!

I guess my client liked the design I sent him

Our best @bookmansflag find yet!

We were asked to distribute this pro-Samsung, anti-Apple propaganda flyer today.

Can you see the theme?

It's rare that you can combine two freecycle items into an even awesomer freecycle item. #instanttoilet

#dcc11 would have been fun, but this is a little obnoxious:

My birthday spread from @OreoFairy and the kids. Luckiest dude alive

Love that my dog sleeps like this: