I know every parent sees beauty in their own child etc, but this Pampers Dry Max pack made me faint in the aisle!

All set here.

Remember to watch out for the homersexuals and the whoremongers ...

Awesome sunset this evening.

Looks like Mrs Toast likes to get a bit anal on a Saturday afternoon, and I've got the pic to prove it :)

Can't figure out whether Lucy Annson from #UKuncut is in drag, horribly drug addled or just old. #newsnight

Can anyone translate this banner, seen on #newsnight http://www.bbc.co.uk/i/b0100sqs/?t=41m16s #ukuncut #rasit

BBC reporting that the revels have suffered heavy shelling. Daily Mirror claim exclusive pics ...

This is NOT a spoof and hasn't been Photoshopped. You couldn't make this shit up! Nearly cried laughing.

Morning all! Another nippy night, but lovely sky though.

Guess how many days this kept me amused for?

Slugs: The solution

The Problem

Absolute Classic Rock - I think the EPG describes it more accurately...

Far Side birthday card #chavs

"Quite simply, it doesn't work". Oh, the irony! #yourfreedom

Sony Vegas Platinum Studio HD 10 fail - choppy audio, can't save.

#Youtube want to know what you think of the new layout http://bit.ly/bJi1DD . So I told them. Fair comments?

So, the hummer restarts production and men with tiny cocks get to drive another day...

Just got a pic of the #ISS flyover, and annoyingly forgot to focus! #spacestation