I can't stop watching this gif! I neeeeeeeeeeeeed The Muppets on dvd.

I'm seriously diggin this banana shirt.

shit, this is just further proof that I truly am socially awkward penguin.

omg omg omg lol, this picture is much more appropriate. sorry suns fans. only not really.

so, uh, suns fans. . .

thanks, google, I'm glad you knew that I and my shitty fast typing skills meant "youtube" :D

dang, T. Squint is pretty fierce when her hair's straight and she isn't squnity.

brb, off to find a single breakdancer that'll date me.

bye best friend, have fun in Michigan! :D

playing piano with my godson. and my rockin' cleavage.

obese unicorn makes my day just that much brighter.

motherfuck. it WOULD start to get cloudy the day I decide to wear a denim skirt.

I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knoooooowledge. balentine's gift from boypren! ^_^

Valentine's Day surprise Costco trip with my favorite boyyyyyy (:

just spent 15 extra minutes in starbucks because bitch couldn't read my name right. "white mocha for Kathy?" SRSLY?

GET IT JIMMAAAAAAAAAAY.

jizz soap. I was legitimately pretty freaked out when this came out of the dispenser.

sad thing is, I'm kinda contemplating going out into public with this outfit on. not pictured: my over-the-knee purple socks.

my Jason Mraz-y lookalike put on his fedora and played I'm Yours for me even though his guitar skills are rather. . . unpolished. ignore me looking like a total tard down there in the corner.

I want to make sweet love to those kicks. I look like such a creeper, but my phone camera has no zoom.