Everyone has their own form of fourplay...

What could possibly be worse than driving behind the guy on a bicycle that thinks he's a car? More of them.

In order to defend myself from the dog park crazies, I brought along my own Michael J. Fox. No one be messin' with Teen Wolf.

So far, 10 people have asked me about my leg tattoos. So far, I've made about -10 new friends.

Welllll, this place doesn't need to exist and that's obvious sooooo...ya.

I need this shirt.

Agreed! RT @polksalad: Lou Ferrigno is much better looking in person. #TarantulaBooth @diorabaird1 http://t.co/T6u7PSdo

Eating dinner in the kitchen means one thing: I can no longer button my jeans.

Making friends in the bathroom is fun.

Let's get this boat rockin'! #ComicCon

If you're a cookie monster like me and don't wanna get all Chaz Bono, you HAVE to try these! HealthyVidaFoods.com

Hair extension mania. #smokeandmirrors

Who needs a man (penis people) when you have this in bed...

It takes a village...and @stephanievovas :^}

Chinatown NYC 2012....and we're off!!

Dear 2012, get ready for some passionate loooooove makin.

I'm not dramatic at all.

I give you my "fuck you 2011" face...

NYC + Ice skates = happy inner child.

Yup.