Today's tonsillectomy-friendly breakfast: scrambled eggs and avocado.

@nitonale fair enough. figured I'd offer.

@jlnunn @hux so I wasn't able to take any home from Austin. @greeneyesenvy checked HEB near her, and she found these:

Just had an eeeexcellent amaretto sour at the Iron Cactus in Austin, TX

About to see bats in Austin! Randi is excited.

You know you want a ride on the "stealth penetrator"

You know you want a ride on the "stealth penetrator"

I heart

Booze and snacks acquired, now on the way to an Austin river tubestravaganza!

Booze and snacks acquired, now on the way to an Austin river tubestravaganza!

Other fun things found in HEB in Austin: lime shrimp ramen and jalapeño cheese yakisoba ( @jlnunn )

Other fun things found in HEB in Austin: lime shrimp ramen and jalapeño cheese yakisoba ( @jlnunn )

Mass-produced Texas-shaped pretzels are apparently a thing here

"reserved for fuel efficient vehicles" doesn't work in Texas, apparently

Heart-shaped cheese makes any lunch 50% tastier.

Hello, summer.

My girlfriend is cooler than your girlfriend. She made me this for lunch:

First purchase of the con: Android plushie. D'aww

At Target getting some Magnums

Tonight's dinner: Caesar salad, red pepper risotto, and curry sloppy joe