After weeks of patient waiting, my iPad 2 arrives today. Here's a log of its worldwide trek:

I don't wanna announce anything yet, BUT there's a 99% chance that, in a week, this will be my new subway stop!

R.I.P. Westley (far left). I hope David and I gave you a good life.

Even though he lost to #Watson, Brad Rutter is still utterly adorable. #letsmakeout #jeopardy

I think cutie quarterback Aaron Rodgers looks a lot like cutie gay porn star, Jack Ryan.

Fox "News" thinks #Egypt = Iraq.

"You complete me." Ha!