You all have now ruined every last social network for me. Thanks.

Goin down in just a few here in SF! Get your a$$ 2 @ManorWestSF tonight w me @illest_will @MarshallDodson & @LifeSF #fb

Goin down in just a few here in SF! Get your a$$ to @ManorWestSF tonight w me @illest_will @MarshallDodson & more! #fb

You are all cordially invited to what might easily be the best party in SF this Saturday night @ManorWestSF!! #fb

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WOLE WIDE WORLD & THE REALIST MUTHERFUCKER I KNOW @j_espinosa!!!!!

Ringin in @j_espinosa's 28th year RIGHT. Martin Solveig @fluxxsd in just a few!!!!

@DjMeiLwun you just got me in trouble.

Just had another video removed from YouTube. Apparently WMG is still concerned about Fergie "Glamorous" after 5 years.

@RiskOne just rediscovered this. wow! I been sleepin....

@StacksPro oh shit, look what I just found in the car...

Join me tonight at @TheParlorSF! We got candy! #fb

@DJKevinScott @thedjr

@THEDJR I literally just Wikipedia'd it to "find out the other guy's name..."

@schmeezus and after burrito time it's time for a

"Your son rip is on line toot."

@La_Fancy

@WEAREURFRIENDS are you guys ready to provide the best weekend soundtrack the parlor has ever seent?

@DjSolarz you've got some 'splaining to do Lucy!!

@djandrewb Oh Andrew, you crack me up! @djclee