Given the drought and fires, this is the most tactless spam I've ever received.

Austin, Texas. Where rain is always just four days away.

Wow. The Bastrop fire's visible from Southwest Parkway

So when's it gonna warm up?

Mothers' Day morning = nobody at IKEA.

FML

Wow. In love with the remote app for the iPad. Touchscreeny goodness.

@AaronStrout you must be seeing the same one. It's down by the Y

Looked outside and though someone put an Instagram filter over the world. No, just burning.

Settling in with Lola for some Wrath of Khan action...

Glory hole

Lunch

Someone has a tired

Rice rice baby

I've had the kids for nearly five hours and they're still alive. I'm calling this a miracle.

Tempted

Not a bad morning view

Cow FTW

The mixed sandwich. Full of win.

Gross.