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Jacey Dalton

@dorkexposed

Kung Pao Tofu. Illustrator who works at home, talks to her dogs, carries a box of Cap'n Crunch around the house and calls it her purse.. Well.. You'll see

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Insolent pup no haz teh patience. But come'on! I didn't do half bad..

Me: "Mom? Can I cut Timmy (her Pomeranian)'s hair?"
Mom: "I can't hear you, but I'm sure it's fine!"
#yeahyer

New niece babysitting game: Dog toy? vs. Baby toy?

My baby niece is a ham

I say it's a chupacabra

I had finally found something from my home state! Then saw the fine print, frowned, & shuffled away..

Scenic view at Pelican Hill

Things of mine my mom "tried" to throw away. Yeah.. No..

Looks a little something like this

I'm moving to L.A. this weekend..

Baby self, you fickle beast.

...and after! Finished the courtyard! ..and locked myself out :(

Alright, crocs, let's finish this! I'll hopefully have 'after' shots soon.. (magical oasis courtyard at new place)

Camped out at #occupycatan

Pretty canal view. I'd love to get these lanterns!

Cucumber watermelons. So cuddly!

Me and Sriracha

Full bellied and wandering

A first look at the progress of my Plants vs. Zombies costume :)

Home & met my newborn niece, then realize my sister only sent pics where she looks like mommy. They were cutest!