Unsure what they're doing with guacamole but we're about to find out. #bbb12

How am I supposed to work under these conditions?

65 degrees in November. Getting rad in Landlocked Forest!

Garlic shortage notwithstanding, I hope Tom is in the mood for blueberries. #nom

Meet my new boyfriend, Gary Fisher. #sorryjeremy

At Wheelworks watching the tour while @shopengarten fixes me up tubeless.

Staying hydrated at home thanks to our team sponsors over at @pedrosbikecare.

Breakfast scarf!!

Hi-vis Embro presents! Thanks @EmbroJames!

Memorial Day = Time to bring back the white Topsiders!

The only thing that the #rapture seems to have taken is Harold Camping's website.

Is this #rapture related or something? Why is this outside my house?

Time to ride! Since today is the #rapture, I figured I'd wear my Villanova kit to make sure God knows to take me. #catholicFTW

pretty sure @slamthatstem would approve. Now I just need to get someone to trim the excess.

It's aliiiiiiive!!

Excuse me, but there appears to be cat fur in my Chinese takeout.

USPS: quality service as usual. No wonder why they're going bankrupt.

Thanks to @iamctodd for his concern for my health post-bacon and beer fest.

special shoes for the day #BBB11