Celebrates 125 years of educational excellence, rents a NASCAR for the occasion. #TrojanWay

Has handicap tag, chooses to take up four normal spots instead. #ScumbagSteve

And so, Emily made someone else deal with her mess. #AdventureTime

I liked this one better.

Saw this gentleman at the Pit Stop today. #GTR

Crazy building in #Birmingham.

Flawless weather day.

Road trip. Forschwem!

Dear God, no! Spare me, my liege!

I made some pretty absurd chicken nachos earlier.

Put all the cool parts of my old bike on my new bike!

Ohhhhhhhhh buddy! @iamwillmoody

Welp, my night just got occupied.

Made good use of my Best Buy gift card. I think.

Everyone should buy #GeminiRue on #Steam. It's super old-school Sierra-style gaming.

Yesterday, my father found the cheese balls at Sam's Club.

I am terrified. Where even am I?

Oh BUDDIES.

Oh buddy.

If they really made these shirts, they would totally sell.