lolol.

'They zoomed to Ojai cause they were in the mood for an orgy.'

Paramedics are here.

Itty bitty Wentz.

Glasses were fantastic. effects were incredible. BRILLIANT!

Whoa. @petewentz looks like he's 24 again.

This was @MrMarkDRose about two years ago @ the troubadour in West Hollywood!

lol that awkward moment when people thought that Jason Hale was Mr.Morse.

My baby sitting next to me on the porch..

success.

Is it just me or doesn't he look like bruce willis?

WANTWANTWANT! but idk if it comes in men/unisex or women's sizes

I walk into a bathroom stall and this is what i find...

lololol

Walked out of my house this morning to find this little critter:

My family and i have no lyfe.

@craigowens i was reading this as i received your tweet about your phone..

filming again...