THIS. THIS IS THE MOST EPIC GLORIOUS AWESOMEST RICE ROCKETRY EVER ON EARTH. JUST THIS. #fb

Why does this toaster @HeineBrosCoffee have a snowflake button? Is it for making bagel smoothies? #fb

Actual thing you can buy at Walgreens: JUSTIN BIEBER SINGING TOOTHBRUSH. #kidsthesedays #fb

Ooh, Helvetica plates and such!

This BBC Hefeweizen is the least cloudy hefeweizen I've ever had. #beer #fb

Awww who's da cutest wittle bottle of Tabasco? #fb #popeyes

This is a change log. That is all. #fb

Why yes, the 3/4" diameter metal thing holding the chair up snapped while I was sitting on it. I'm fine though. :)