So I walk into the kitchen and see this on the stove. #atleastshesnotfeedingusmercury

I just hope it flattens out in my sleep or something.

Apparently my question perplexed her into saying "lolllllsss" to everything.

GET OUTTT!

"cyber herpes"

If in doubt, confuse.

You just got burnt, stranger.

"you are so sick. so i'm warn you to go to hospital."

ahahahaha pedophile.

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Art drawing stuff// Garrison

Show your support for TWLOHA by writing "Love" on your arm today!I did :)

I haven't gotten my hair this straight since Da did it in Thailand. Woo!

...Because jumping in puddles is overrated.

Photography + Storms

I have befriended liquid eyeshadow now (:

It's nice to know my youth leader finds his wife attractive. Hahaha

I woke up and the sky was almost red, WOW what the-?

Phone sex omgggg