@Documentally your wifi groupie...

A letter from my sisters school, regarding her criminal raisin activities

Hours of annoying fun to be had on https://www.google.co.uk/ today.

Just watched the Danish weather forecast, after cycling home in Newcastle wearing gloves and a hat and feeling cold.

@itsleesimpson cool site, but shouldn't the @yesnursehq logo stay in its little hole..?

@durhamlane Being addressed by my last name only makes me feel like I'm at school...

@toonpreneur Hey, why not spam people on mass?

@fuselagetown I think I have found what we can use for nipples tomorrow... Hershey's Kisses...

A Deadcat has arrived on my desk...

@NewcastleNE1 what happened toyhe whole alive after five thing?

The long package that arrived @ConnectTAAD last week has now been opened.. A hazelnut tree for @heatherpea!

@HotStuffChilli braved the rain and finally picked up a new jam. Thanks very much :-)

Come on @jo_little @el5peth and @kristianlunde #GNR11

Taking @ScratchBikes on the moor

@loveyourlarder oh no, forgot to picture until half way through! Half eaten fillet steak anyone..? *will try again*

I just got all excited when a greetings card arrived on my desk only to discover it was yet more spam :-(

Does anybody know why this platform and pillars have been put up on the quayside? Is the tuxedo princess coming back..?

Moon looks amazing (picture does not do justice)

I feel like I have stepped into someone's wedding and the band are playing @fuselagetown's drum tracks and have iPads..