Charlie, looking spiffy and smart.

Charlie, looking spiffy and smart.

Charlie, looking spiffy and smart.

For whatever reason "esh" and "ohf" are not recognized words in this game.

Oscar-worthy material right here. #suryoyo #questionable

My cat tried to jump on my lap and failed. He looked so defeated...

.@walterrrr that's what you get for pushing me to play scrabble

Found the hottest little boutique in the city today. Too bad I can only window shop.

Awesome night of Chinese food and Bulgarian punk rock.

Southernmost Orange.

Coffee tastes absolutely rancorous. How people drink it black is beyond me. Yet, here I am...

Blammo - instant productivity boost. (the keyboard used to be on the desk. Along with a pile of bills.)

Bacon chocolate is part of a balanced meal... Right?

Is this really necessary?

At first I was all "twin crocs oh my god my eyes are melting" and then I was all "oh, nurses. It's ok- THIS TIME"

Segway convention...