GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND. MY UNCLE'S WEIRD OFF BRAND XANAX FROM PAKISTAN

Ahahaha

lmfao this is an actual thing being sold in stores right now.

Yay! Got my 5K time under 30 min (just barely)!

Lmao this guy is wearing a fucking Superman shirt to fucking Avengers what even

AVENGERS MADNESSSS

you fucker how can you end a chapter like that fuck you #GRRM

These are my nails right now. I don't like them :(

@enigmaticorphan got me an Adipose!!! I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS

:D

Wrapping gifts is just one of the many things I fail miserably at.

I said I was going to run 3.5 miles and I did (well almost)

THERE IS A LIZARD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. A LIZARD

Stuff I bought at Walmart

Jk those pancakes were just too much. Even for me.

WHAT NOW

PANCAKES

PANCAKES

I DID IT AND AM COVERED IN BLOOD

TWITTER. SHOULD I DO IT?