The greatest living Englishman. Inventor of the female orgasm, master of machinations. Writer of nonsense. Unfeasibly handsome, charming and very modest.
2 year old. Whose only purpose in life is to upset Cad. Today's menu consisting of most of the front of Cads shogun!
Bloody horses... In this case Cads naughty pony how many ready meals would she make?
Great another kid lost in the snow somewhere!
Hef crushing her nemesis to death, whilst on the new chair (no dogs allowed) Cad bought to replace the one she ate
Here we see Hef, caught just after destroying one of Cads chairs... This is the 'it wasn't me look'
Would never usually use this sort of language about a lady, but here we see a shameless slut on Cads sofa
Come back to Cad Towers and see Cads puppy? What's not to trust about a man who has a puppy?
Don't be fooled by the innocent look, it's a devil, held bent on destroying Cad Towers from within.
Who ate Cads mince pie, crapped in his slipper and shredded the cover on his favorite chair? Hef has no idea!
Know of a massive untapped market all we need do is work out how to harvest the people who use facebook!
Either it's a sleep or dead?
a very naughty girl in Cads arms...Ooh err...
Tired out 'hef' after a hard morning destroying most of Cad Towers...
Heffer (black and white and a lttle cow) sleeping afer eating Cads foot.
Yet another mouth to feed! Still will make a nice hat one day.
Had some problems getting it up, but manage a pretty decent erection in the garden in the end.
The babies have grown! Feeding them on oranges so they are self basting.
Nearly pecked to death, but bravely managed to get pictures of the new arrivals!
@pamsd1 Cad can go off a person you know!
Street urchin enjoying Christmas, back to sweeping chimneys tomorrow...
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