So close....

@KateSpencer1 :(

This drunk? RT @KateSpencer1 I've decided to get drunk this weekend. Who's in? @EmilyShuna @KatelinMontag

@KateSpencer1 Stuck there all night?! :(

@KateSpencer1

Excluding Jesus, that is normally how it works.

I love my nerdiness. #brrrrrrrrrrrrzzztttt

Editing Santa is editing. #hohoho

Authorities are serious about dealing with winter, calling in both police and fire.

Bah! If it were only a couple weeks later those trees would be spectacular.

Who'da thunk the top of a hospital parking garage could give such a cool view?

While I understand the 'safe place' concept I wonder how safe that child rly is

Ppl areound these parts are srs don'tcha know? Even the babies will get u. #ou

Who needs scanners when you can see breaking news from the parking lot?

@AnnSterling multitaskin & enjoying a healthy lunch! Girls w/burgers are so cute

If the world was not yet sure of American superiority, this should cement it.F22s can create double rainbows.

I like my Precis like I like my wallet. Full of green and lacking NATPACKS.

Another puppy shall soon be lost to the tv journalism meme brigade.

And the cycle begins anew. #nervergreen