Got new glasses today! Two pairs, this is the one I like better.

Tunnel + love.

Well, my Kindle is busted. :-P

@FreeChildhood Whoops, that only gave the length chart. Here's the weight one.

@FreeChildhood Yup. Where he falls on the charts: weight (100.0%) and height (99.6%)

Nope. Smith's. It's $6 at Sephora, if you ever go there; lasts me ~6 months. (That's where I get it.)

@seismogenic @stesla It's worse.

@litrock Yeah, mine looks like your 'before' - except for the ginormous ads. Here:

Insultingly divergent standards, in @YarnHarlot's words (I kind of adore her):

Pretty confident asserting that Liam does NOT want to be in his carseat. More tranquil times:

Yes! "Women are smart enough to make their own decisions about how they want to look..." (from @ysolda's book)

In other news, this is the finest steak and eggs breakfast I've ever had. My compliments to the chef. (Mo's Diner)

Ohi, world. (He actually waved at the camera. I think he meant "I am very gassy" though.)

Look at @kagato's mad baby-handling skills:

Liam sleeping on @randommood:

You can almost see the tear on @stesla's cheek. Almost. They are perfect together.

Liam at 12 days old. So y'all understand why I go: how the hell did he fit in me?

See? Healing.

And of course, once grandma and aunt Kristen found him the perfect giraffe, he didn't want to sleep without it:

Liam with grandma: