Aldi jello don't ever open correctly. I mean. What the fuck.

It's a netbook. You don't have to hold it like such.

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this happened.

Donald trump was on the screen before I snapped this but the sentiment still stands I guess?

a nigga ninja'd out on some chessboxin shit.

how you get a soup on taco night? this ain't #semfkta

bout to cook this crack.

first elotes cart of the season!!

I don't understand a word she's saying.

WTF

#temfkta

nintendon't play. 3DS pod in the middle of ogilvie. security guard shooed me away. #nintendo3ds #nintendo

how is this officially a thing to wear?

haha. I never knew this worked.

had my drug mule come back from el Salvador with some salvadorean beer. and yes. that's a real Gordon gartrelle.

snowed in #tacotuesday