.@books_andcoffee You think THAT'S a nightmare? WELCOME TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL BWA HA HA HA HA HA

It's stuff like this that makes me want to learn how to make ASCII art. Bravo barackobama.com devs.

TIMES HAVE CHANGED, PEOPLE #nintendo

@CoryCasoni I think you've made him mad

It's shit like THIS, Facebook. You can't roll out the gorgeous new timeline and have this garbage going on in the feed.

attn: retail marketers: FUCK YOU! #christmasisindecembernotfuckingapril

I don't know how @klout determined this is what I'm influential about, but I hope it never changes.

@kaarins Say goodbye to your free time:

Typical lunch preparation conversation with @dabe and myself:

@lsadsad google+ sees all

Yo! Check out the work from latest crop of graduating design Seniors from Oregon State on Thursday June 2 @ OMCC

And then this happened #vinyl #toys #dunnies #AIM

I make myself laugh about nerdy things sometimes #tron #recognizer

My blue hair is all gone but I AM wearing a sweet mustache tee today #fb

BLUE HAIR!

SPECIMENS

And bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips...

So it seems Dr. Greg House has more in common with Sherlock Holmes than just sleuthing

Nametags for tomorrow night's Doug Loves Movies Live!

The home office continues to improve