16: Did you say 'tye dye' or 'you'll die'? Either way I'm prepared!

15: When Pierre decided to enhance his buttocks by injecting tissue from his face, his friends told him he was avant-guarde. Imagine his red-faced embarassment upon discovering the side effect!

14: At least TRY to get your head in the game.

13: The God of Crotch Zombies calls forth his army.

11: I can't begin to see how a bra is necessary if you look like this.

10: This man has boobs! And look at the guy next to Pat!

9: This child looks to be quite terrified at the prospects of choosing a gang to join.

8: This look is a little desperate, not gonna lie.

7: This beast is a god from the heavens, holy light and all.

6: A look for those of us born with no legs but still dying to sport the latest leggings.

5: Why the long face?

"My reaction was both a laugh and a scream. I mean honestly, blue cornrows? Girl please." -Kentrai 7/29/08 8:45pm

3: Even nudists need accessories.

2: This is what's wrong with America's youth.

Cell upload #1: Possible Carlton sighting on a Neighborhood Watch sign.