@mattiseman which one is Sarah Jessica Parker?

@steveaustinBSR Chickensaurus are people eaters?

@steveaustinBSR Steve, I found your chickensaurus. South Korea is cloning it!!!!

@secondpower just got my nifty Mr Anderson T-shirt!

@bieberisafag dude, you should totally use this pic as your profile pic.

@hashhouselv Yes, I had my Fried Chicken Benedict. It's like heroin, I gotta get my fix :

@hashhouselv I just couldn't stay away, Friday night dinner at my favey restaurant:

Had dinner @hashhouselv. The greatest meal in the history of makind, I present the Fried Chicken Benedict:

Had dinner @hashhouselv. I think I'm in love. @hashhouselv, will you marry me? The greatest meal in the history of mankind:

@MaltOMealCereal look what I had for dinner:

@mickiejamesdiva cute dog. Here's my main man:

@screamqueendaff thanks, hard to believe that little one six months later looks like this:

@screamqueendaff here's my golden picture:

@tamikatt laying on the couch with his toy bunny

@dorkynerd check out the chicken and waffles I had this morning at @hashhouselv

@dorkynerd Lilly is still young. Sassy is 9.

@dorkynerd she looks a little like my Sassy Girl

@hashhouselv your chicken and waffles are the best:

@ThatKevinSmith check it out, there's a Quick Stop in Flagstaff!:

Which beer am I consuming?