One of the best sentences I’ve ever read.

This is the best candidate for my next avatar.

This is my new screensaver at work. It makes absolutely no sense.

Vegetarian cookbook (from my brother on FB)

Twitter zeitgeist.

I demand Pepsi prove this beverage only contains wild cherries.

I think this church might have its priorities mixed up.

Well I'm dead.

How in the world did this make it into the App Store?

Replacement for my 1st gen Nano came today. What a deal.

The least helpful error notification

When I was a kid, this thing terrified me.

So this greets this morning. (It says Merry Christmas Jesus.)

My kind of turkey.

I'm not sure I have enough self-control.

Scifi capitalism on a Sunday afternoon.

This is where I'm at right now.

I freaking hate Yelp.

This is a joke, right?